Yet again, the Hollywood Foreign Press Corps has forced us into an emergency situation, thus I am announcing the champions of this 1996 Drive-In Academy Awards one week early. The announcement that is late 12 months ended up being considered to be hampering comfort efforts both in Bosnia while the Golan Heights, as otherwise cooperative events became grumpy while waiting for term from Grapevine.
Henceforth, without further adieu, our very first category is.
Best Airhead Sex movie Turnaround, a jungle-sex that is erotic about an unemployed actress whom daydreams about consuming hallucinogenic jungle juice with nekkid Indians and achieving crazy intercourse like they do in paperback novels. She gets her opportunity whenever she is chased by masked gunmen towards the Costa valley that is rican of white-faced, sex-crazed, flesh-worshipping, cuckoo-juice-drinking natives.
Most readily useful Director The runners-up are.